Spudley's Insult Construction Kit


Welcome! to Spudley's Insult Construction Kit (or SICK for short)

Have you ever been insulted? Did you wish for a witty comeback remark to put them back in their place? Well wish no more! Now you can get your revenge, thanks to Spudley's Insult Construction Kit!

What kind of insult would you like?
Normal
Shakespearean
Surrealist

What is the name of your victim? (optional - this may or may not actually appear in the final insult)

First version: 20-December-2003.
Last modified: 4-January-2004. (unless I forgot to change this date, in which case your guess is as good as any)